so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Randomize