Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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