then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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