Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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