I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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