wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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