Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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