I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
we should paint friendship bongs
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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