Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
This toilet bowl is my home.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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