yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
this just has baby written all over it
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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