you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I got inside last night via doggy door
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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