you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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