if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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