About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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