Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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