what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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