Say something about gay babies.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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