another moral hangover. fuck.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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