I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
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