you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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