Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I have feelings that need drinking.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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