nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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