Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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