After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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