so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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