why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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