i don't like sucking hair
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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