I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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