So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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