it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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