This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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