Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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