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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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