Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize