I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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