He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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