Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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