have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I think a kid would responsible me up
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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