Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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