Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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