thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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