Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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