His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
sick fucks of a feather flock together
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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