Midget sex pt 2 tonight
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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