He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
