Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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