apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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