the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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