I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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