do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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