so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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